Bending a singularity

Is very simple don’t you see.

Take a finger pinch of space dust

And split time with eternity.

Grab the corners of the universe

And with some water add a dash.

Bend the curves without a nervous twitch

And don’t forget to catch the flash.

View the flash under a microscope

Then with a knife slice through the middle.

And you’ll see right in the heart of it,

A singularity playing the fiddle.

If you’re patient, why not wait a while

For this wondrous song to end. 

Then ask the singularity

If it wouldn’t mind giving a bend.