Bending a singularity
Is very simple don’t you see.
Take a finger pinch of space dust
And split time with eternity.
Grab the corners of the universe
And with some water add a dash.
Bend the curves without a nervous twitch
And don’t forget to catch the flash.
View the flash under a microscope
Then with a knife slice through the middle.
And you’ll see right in the heart of it,
A singularity playing the fiddle.
If you’re patient, why not wait a while
For this wondrous song to end.
Then ask the singularity
If it wouldn’t mind giving a bend.